Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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