I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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