This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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