i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Randomize
