I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
zippers are such a cool invention
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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