y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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