She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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