dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
