Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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