that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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