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  If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.

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  Please get laid.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Hello wreck, this is your train calling.

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• (818): View more from California

  Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.

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  And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Sunday is the day of rest.

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  As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you

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• (347): View more from New York

  Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Do you have feelings for this penis?

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