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(617): View more from Massachusetts

have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?

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(530): View more from California

No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.

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(850): View more from Florida

I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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(408): View more from California

Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.

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(315): View more from New York

I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun

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(360): View more from Washington

Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?

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