is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room