Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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