I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.