Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid