Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym