Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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