Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.