Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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