at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
My dad is sitting where you rode me
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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