I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize