Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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