I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad