You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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