i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so let's talk penis.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?