Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he fucked my hip out of place.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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