I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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