This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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