idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I could fuck to npr.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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