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• (530): View more from California

  How is Miami?

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  Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Do you want the good news or bad news first?

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  bad news

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  The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  he had to chose between the booze and condoms

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  what did he choose?

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  the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on

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  Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek

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• (209): View more from California

  So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.

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  First world problems.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.

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