i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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