I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.