And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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