I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Randomize