I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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