why didn't you poke me back
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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