i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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