when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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