he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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