Do vagina's smell?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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