By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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