I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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