How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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