Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
And then he peed in my hair
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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