i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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