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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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