he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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