its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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