he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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