I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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