I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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