how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
