I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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