i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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