if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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