You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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