is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Randomize