OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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