The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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