Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She bit a glass in half.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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