You can't motorboat a personality
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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