I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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