i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Pooping to opera.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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