Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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