YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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