He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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