oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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