i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Mom said you looked used
Rumble strips road head = magical
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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